* 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
* 2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
* 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
* 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
* 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they dont have e-mail addresses.
* 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
* 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
* 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didnt even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
* 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
* 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
* 12. Youre reading this and nodding and laughing.
* 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
* 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
* 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasnt a #9 on this list.








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"Dear Diary, today I was pompus and my sister was crazy.
Today we got kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again.
It was the best day ever."
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Everyone must sleep
Everyone must die
So please little one
Shut your eyes
"Never Open" by me
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~ KT
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Yume
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JOIN!!!
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